via the comic artistry and dry wit of Randall Munroe, resident at XKCD! XKCD 'Astronomer Hotline' → June 16, 2022 by Marc Handelman in XKCD, Randall Munroe, Satire, Sarcasm, Humor, Entomological Satire, Astronomical Satire, Hotline Sarcasm, Hotline Satire