via the comic artistry and dry wit of Randall Munroe, resident at XKCD! Randall Munroe’s XKCD ‘Flatten the Planets’ March 17, 2023 by Marc Handelman in XKCD, Randall Munroe, Sarcasm, Satire, Humor, Orbital Mechanics Satire, Space Satire, Aerospace Humor, Astronomical Humor