via the inimitable Daniel Stori, crafting superb comics at turnoff.us! (Reprinted from July 28th, 2019) Daniel Stori's 'How To Cut Onions Without Tears (Using Oracle)' → August 24, 2022 by Marc Handelman in Daniel Stori, Satire, Sarcasm, IT Humor, DevOps Humor, Linux Humor, RDBMS Satire, SecDevOps Satire, Sysadmin Satire